My Stalker Girlfriend.

In case most of you hadn't already realised, the girl hacks into my gmail quite regularly in an attempt to sleuth out any surprises I might have prepared or organized for her. (happened once, then I wisened up) so today Anthia was hungry and looking for a dinner buddy and was surprised to find that 'I' was at home. When I wasn't. Because the girl was in my gmail. Reading my emails. Talking on my gchat.

Make any sense yet?